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Black-and-white or black and white) can refer to a general term used in photography, film, and other media (see black-and-white). More specifically, it may also refer to:

Black & White may also refer to the popular New Zealand band who openly kick ass in all directions. They play a distinc style of music with influences ranging from Radiohead to Wu-Tang Clan. Here is their biography curtesy of Rythem guitarist Tawa:

Black and White. THE FUCKIN' BIOGRAPHY..

Let me start this intrepid tale with the birth of Xian...
Xian was unexpectedly spawned from an extrememly risky science experiment where a man and a woman decided to have extreme sex in an anti-gravity chamber while trying to fuse into eachother to create the ultimate-hermaphrodite. They failed at fusing together because the fusion core failed as a result of the solar eclipse that occurred about a week before they assembled the Herm2000 express hermaphrodite generator. When he was born in his lounge he fell out, in a bloody mess, and blocked the telly, so his parents used hockey sticks and beer bottles to slide him into the guitar room.
For the next 15 years of his life he sat and played the guitar, as well as rugby, and thanks to the Herm2000 he had ultra delicate fingers, similar to that of a homo, and the skillz to pay the billz. Soon after the birth of the X-man he was gifted with a half-brother.
Half brother because Vincent was, in fact, half alien. This was because his mother had suffered from radiation poisoning and the only cure could be found on Pluto. On Pluto she was assigned a really OG space-doctor who was the man at putting the mack down. He macked on Xians mum and came back to earth to live. This made Vincent able to put the mack down as well as speak Plutonium. Represent bitch!
Jesse was born in Germany in the year 1940. The famous Nazi scientist, known to most as The Angel of Death, Dr. Josef Mengele created the perfect Aryan race using the dead Jews in Auchwitz as test subjects. Possibly his most his most successful creation was the purebred Aryan by the official title of J-doggK47, codenamed Jesse. Jesse rampaged throughout Germany eating Jews, gypsies and homos until he saw a boat full of sneaky vigilante 
concentration camp escapees  heading to Zimbabwe. He jumped onto the boat and slaughtered them all, but when he turned the ships wheel towards the mother Russia to kill the reds he found himself in New Zealand instead. He is currently saving New Zealands society from the filth of Jews and bitch niggaz.
Tawa was born as the result of Mother Theresa, who got damned to hell for being a straight up bitch, and Satan having wild rampant sex in the depths of Hades. Satan loved his new child so much that he decided to set him loose on earth, because Tawa was far too powerful and much better at enslaving the world than Satan himself. Satan was in fact jealous and almost tried putting the beat down on Tawa, but he just pwned his ass and took over the underworld for himself. He's now working on taking over the earth as well as heaven, where he'll chill out and smoke a fat J with God. Peace out bitch...

Drums: Vincent Lead Guitar & Vocals: Xian Bass & Keyboard: Jesse Rythem Guitar: Tawa

Fear the Wrath of Black & White.

 


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