Clum Babies
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"Clum Babies" is the twelfth episode of the animated series Drawn Together.
Storyline
While trying to rescue drowning animals in the pool as part of their latest reality show challenge, the housemates are startled by a commotion inside the house. They enter to find the kitchen completely trashed, and Wooldoor humping everything in sight. Foxxy explains that Wooldoor has finally reached puberty, and realizing he needs an outlet for his newfound urges, she teaches him how to masturbate. This leads to the "birth" of his magical Clum Babies, which have healing powers. Foxxy and Spanky decide to make a profit using Wooldoor's Clum Babies to heal people who are sick and injured. Clara, representing the conservative Christian viewpoint, declares that Wooldoor's constant masturbation and the use of his Clum Babies to heal the sick are acts against God, and vows to stop them. She recruits a group of Christian vegetables known as the Veggiefables (a parody of the VeggieTales), who convince Wooldoor masturbation is a sin. Shortly after getting Wooldoor to swear off the practice forever, Clara becomes ill with tuberculosis, leaving it up to Foxxy and Spanky to convince Wooldoor to produce another Clum Baby to save her life. As Clara cradles the Clum Baby in her arms, the two lead vegetables, Bob the Cucumber and Larry the Tomato, confront the foursome and demand that Clara put the Clum Baby down, insisting that if she uses it to heal herself, she would be disobeying the word of God. Foxxy tries to explain that The Bible is more of a guideline to live a good life than a literal set of rules. Clara and Larry decide that Foxxy may be right, but Bob the Cucumber refuses to listen. Instead, he becomes insane and pulls out a gun, then proceeds to go on a mad killing spree.In a second plotline, Ling Ling is revealed to be a regular clubgoer who has been picking up other battle monsters to fight with and abandon the next morning. After one such encounter, Ling-Ling receives a call from his father telling him that it's time to settle down and find one battle monster to fight with for the rest of his life; even worse, he informs Ling-Ling that he has already chosen him a partner. Ling-Ling resists the idea, but changes his mind upon meeting the monster his father sets him up with, the beautiful Ni-Pul. Ling-Ling and Ni-Pul have a passionate affair, but before too long, Ling-Ling realizes the spark may have gone out of it already. He tells Ni-Pul that perhaps the two of them shouldn't be tied down to each other, and suggests they begin seeking other partners to battle against. Ni-Pul suggests to Ling-Ling that they should drop the battle metaphor and just have sex. Ling-Ling happily agrees. As the two are in bed, the insane Bob the Cucumber comes in and shoots them.
Bob ends up killing seven of the eight housemates, along with most of the episode's guest characters and numerous other people. Just as he is about to kill the last surviving character, Wooldoor, one of the Clum Babies touches him, curing him of his psychosis. Bob is happy until he realizes the carnage he caused with his killing spree. Filled with grief and remorse, he kills himself. Wooldoor decides that God killed off everyone but him so that he could finally masturbate the way God intended- alone. It is implied at the end of the episode that when Wooldoor has finished masturbating, he will use the Clum Babies to resurrect the others.
Musical number: "God Is Watching Everything You Do", a bouncy, menacing little ditty the VeggieFables sing to convince Wooldoor to stop masturbating. Also, in a parody of The Karate Kid, Part II, Peter Cetera's "Glory Of Love" plays during Ling-Ling's battles with Ni-Pul.
Notes and inside references
- Ni-Pul's voice is provided by Cree Summer. The character's name is a pun on the word "nipple".
- Ling-Ling's father speaks English (albeit heavily accented) in this episode. In his previous appearance, he spoke in the same subtitled dialect as Ling-Ling. Ni-Pul and the other battle monsters speak English as well; however, they have no trouble understanding Ling-Ling's language.
- When Ni-Pul suggests that she and Ling-Ling drop the "battle" metaphor and just have sex, Ling-Ling ironically replies with another metaphor: "So you suggest we drop metaphor... and Ling-Ling dip crispy noodle in your duck sauce".
- After Spanky and Foxxy kidnap Wooldoor, they throw him into the back of a car whose license plate reads "CLM BB 1" - Clum Babies One.
- When Bob the Cucumber goes on his killing spree, in addition to slaying most of the cast, he kills his associate Larry the Tomato, Steve from Long Island and two of his female companions at the pool table, Ni-Pul during a lovemaking session with Ling-Ling, the blind boy who chronically masturbates, a naked Farmer Alfalfa, and the crippled boy who had his leg braces "cured" from squeaking.
- Foxxy's euphemisms for masturbation include: going number 3, firing off knuckle children, and choking the chicken.
- It would later be revealed in the episode Super Nanny that Ling-Ling sees everyone as anime characters. However, in this episode, while he is scanning the room looking for Hoochie, he seems to see perfectly normally.
- The dialogue Toot is saying in the confessional when Bob kills her are lines she originally spoke in Hot Tub: "I knew what Xandir was trying to tell me, that I was fat, and guys aren't into real women anymore!"
- Jonathan Kimmel, the writer of this episode, invented the word "clum" in reference to when semen takes on a clumpy form.
Animated cameos
- Sylvester from Looney Tunes can be seen at the Clum Babies sale seeking a cure for his broken leg. Farmer Alfalfa, from Paul Terry's Terrytoons, is at the sale as well, hoping to be cured of his Alzheimer's disease.
Cultural references
- Foxxy teaches Wooldoor to masturbate by using the force and a lightsaber vibrator. Her vibrator is also a reference to the Jack Rabbit vibrator, famously seen in Sex and The City. The animal here, however, is a dolphin instead of a rabbit.
- When Wooldoor demostrates his masturbating skills and lifts a Clum Baby up after that, everyone bows down. This is a reference to Disney's The Lion King.
- Clara voices her moral objections not only to masturbation, but also regarding the use of Wooldoor's Clum Babies for their healing powers. ("This is madness! Sacrificing potential lives to save existing ones?") This is a parody of the contemporary debate over stem cell research.
- After hearing the news that he is to have an "arranged battle," Ling-Ling exclaims, "Yoko Ono!," the pun being the "oh no!" in her name.
- The way Spanky Ham introduces the Clum Babies to the public is a parody of the Leptoprin advertisements that ask, "When is a diet plan worth 153 dollars a bottle? When it works!"
- When Wooldoor closes his stall, Spanky says "You don't have to die at home, but you can't die here," a reference to the line, "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here". The line, which was quoted in the Semisonic song "Closing Time", is a phrase often used by bartenders trying to shoo away their last remaining patrons at the end of the night.
- Bob the Cucumber and Larry the Tomato are based on two VeggieTales characters, host Bob the Tomato and supporting vegetable Larry the Cucumber. The characters' names are simply reversed. Considering the group's collective name, it is ironic that both tomatoes and cucumbers are in fact fruits.
- When Foxxy debates over whether she should help Clara, at one point, she changes to a kid version of herself and says, "But the frosty side of me told me I had to help!" This a reference to TV commercials for Kellogg's Frosted Mini-Wheats, which featured adults saying they liked the cereal's wheat side for its fiber content, but then changed into kid versions of themselves and said something to the effect of "but the kid in me likes the frosted side!"
- The scene in which Spanky and Foxxy convince Wooldoor to produce a Clum Baby for Clara is a parody of an infamous scene from the Stanley Kubrick film adaptation of A Clockwork Orange, though in Clockwork the method was used to reduce a character's sexual inclinations. The movie shown to Wooldoor, Sockbats Gone Wild, is a parody of the Girls Gone Wild video series.
- There are flying doves in scenes where Ling-Ling with Ni-Pul and Steve from Long Island are killed. This is a reference to John Woo's use of doves in climactic gunfights in his movies. Bob's gun never seeming to need reloading is another parody on Woo's films.
- During Bob's killing spree, he is shown shooting while somersaulting in the air in slow motion, a technique found in many Hong Kong action movies.
- The blind boy with hairy palms is a reference to an old wives' tale, "Masturbation leads to blindness and hairy palms."
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