Dead Ringers (comedy)
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-->Dead Ringers is a UK radio and television comedy impressions show broadcast on BBC Radio 4 and BBC2. The programme was devised by Bill Dare and developed with Jon Holmes, Andy Hurst and Simon Blackwell. It stars Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry. The principal writers are Tom Jamieson and Nev Fountain. The other writers are John Finnemore, David Mitchell, Simon Blackwell, Richard Ward, Colin Birch, Carl Carter, Tony Cooke, Jon Culshaw and Jan Ravens.
History
The programme was first aired in 2000. The cast of the first series was different from that of the other instalments. Of the now-established team, only Culshaw and Ravens appeared, as did Kate Robbins, Simon Lipson and, most notably, Alistair McGowan. On radio there have been ten series plus a number of specials, including one devoted entirely to the BBC radio soap The Archers and one to Queen Elizabeth II's golden jubilee. The television incarnation of the show aired its fifth season in 2005, including a special devoted to the United Kingdom General Election on May 5 to start the six-part series, and a Christmas programme on December 23. The 6th series started on the May 8 2006 and ended on the 12 June 2006 running 6 episodes.
Content
The series is well known for its portrayal of fellow BBC employees, such as Radio 4 newsreader Brian Perkins as a gangster ("Who's the daddy?") and former Director General of the BBC Greg Dyke as a character with an accent similar to that of Michael Caine. Greg Dyke is portrayed under varying circumstances - one of the most amusing being after the BBC Christmas Party - Dyke has proclaimed he hopes he hasn't done anything horribly stupid, then reveals he has commissioned another series of Fame Academy - following this up with "I am never going to drink again!". Dyke is also portrayed as harbouring personal hatred against the Daleks - "Bring back Doctor Who? OK - but there's going to be no Daleks in it. They've crossed me too many times!"Newsreader Kirsty Wark (of Newsnight) regularly opens bulletins on the programme with a line from a popular song, read flatly:
- "He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, he wasn't good enough for her. More on that story later."
- "I predict a riot, I predict a riot, I predict a riot, I predict a riot. More on that story later."
- "I've got something to put in you, I've got something to put in you, at the gay bar, gay bar. [link] More on that story later."
- "You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot — happy Christmas, your arse, I pray God it's your last. More on that story later."
- "It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. More on that novel later."
- "My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel.. More on that story later.
- "I want money, that's all I want, just give me money. More on Jeremy Paxman's new salary demands later, but first..."
- "My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps. More on that story later"
- All my milkshake brings the boys to the yard, and they're like: It's better than yours. Damn right. It's better than yours. More on that story later.
- "I'm Fiona Bruce, and I'm sat on the luckiest chair in Britain."
- "I'm Fiona Bruce. Breaking news, breaking hearts."
- "I'm Fiona Bruce. I'm the one who made the frog crazy."
- "I'm Fiona Bruce. There's never a hosepipe ban when I'm around."
- "I'm Fiona Bruce. Forget The Da Vinci Code, I'm the one who'll bring the Catholic Church to its knees."
- "I'm Fiona Bruce. When the news is good, I'm good. When it's bad, I'm better."
- "I'm Fiona Bruce. If you're looking for a source of alternative energy, you've come to the right place."
- "I'm Fiona Bruce; the real reason Thierry Henry is staying in Britain."
- "I'm Fiona Bruce; Michael Schumacher has been stripped of his pole position from the Monaco Grand Prix, after an incident during the qualifying lap, and I've just won £50 from my producer for saying stripped, pole and position without moving my eyebrows."
- "I'm Fiona Bruce; David Cameron's first choice of luxury item."
- "I'm Fiona Bruce; X-men? Most of them are by the time I'm finished with them."
- "I'm Fiona Bruce. I bet I could make Peter Crouch."
- "I'm Fiona Bruce. Standing up, or behind the desk, it's all the same to me."
- "(Fiona Bruce) Don't move! I like you in that position"
- "BBC Radio 4, I'm Charlotte Green: Jordan for the Home Counties!"
- "BBC Radio 4, I'm Charlotte Green, and yes, from now on I'll be reading the news Calendar Girls-style."
- "BBC Radio 4, I'm Charlotte Green, and yes, I am shaking my Tic-Tacs at you".
- "BBC Radio 4, I'm Charlotte Green. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to hear me?"
One recurring gag includes celebrities being the offspring of a famous person, character or even an object from everyday entertainment or culture:
- "Hello, I'm Natasha Kaplinsky — half television presenter, half prize-winning cat!"
- "Welcome back to another special edition with me, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, the secret love child of Alan Davies and Dougal from The Magic Roundabout..."
- "Hello, I'm Sandi Toksvig: love child of Bilbo Baggins and an Ewok...", and, "Hello, I'm Sandi Toksvig, the original hobbit..."
- "You're watching Newsnight Review with me, Mark Lawson, Britain's brainest potato..." and "You're watching Newsnight Review with me, Mark Lawson, I am the eggman, Martha Kearney is the walrus..."
- "Hi, I'm George Lucas, Hollywood's most powerful Ewok."
- "I'm Kirstie Allsopp, half woman, half Care Bear..."
- "And I'm Phil Spencer, half man..."
- "I'm Professor Robert Winston, the only Super Mario brother who didn't become a plumber" and "I'm Professor Robert Winston, a shrink-wrapped version of Tom Selleck."
- "Hello I'm Nicky Hambleton-Jones, the body of a Barbie doll, the soul of a Great White Shark!"
- "Hello I'm Bill Oddie. Half man, Half compost heap."
- "Hello, I'm Bill Oddie, the missing link between man and shrub."
- "Hello, I'm Gabby Logan, half woman, half jockstrap!"
- "I'm Graham Norton, the last Kenneth Williams in the shop."
- "I am Anne Robinson: Judge Dredd in an Armani trouser suit and I will be obeyed!" [link]
- "Hello, I'm Stellios. The beloved lovechild of Pavarotti and a shish kebab."
Politicians
A former running gag, dating back to the earliest radio series of Dead Ringers, has Prime Minister, Tony Blair, referring to his physical characteristics and mannerisms while speaking:- "People of Britain, starey eyes, sweaty palms, receding hairline, yesterday I announced..."
- "People of Britain, oh how I hate to be beside the seaside grimace, hate Gordon Brown hand gesture, looking over his shoulder underpants..."
- "People of Britain, this is your Supreme Overlord..."
- "People of Britain, who hate me..."
- "You miserable gits, this is your Prime Minister..."
- "People of Britain, this is your Emperor..."
- "Slack-jawed simpletons of Britain, this is your leader..."
- "The listeners understand, John, and Gordon Brown agrees with this and you've had your say, that in so far as this policy is implemented if I can get a word in edgeways and the whole Cabinet is behind this..."
- "I never said I was the Queen. This was twisted by the media back into the order in which I said it."
The late Robin Cook is even less coherent, and it has been suggested that the famous Doctor Who theme music was created by combining a recording of Cook explaining his views on the European Union with (for the higher-pitched sounds) his reaction to being told that all young, female BBC employees were turned on by ugly ginger men with beards. Clare Short is meanwhile portrayed as an angry woman hated by government with an almost fixed grimace: "I was so flabberghasted when the Prime Minister, Tony Blair, announced that we were going to war that my jaw dropped by almost half a millimetre!", while Alistair Darling's contrasting black eyebrows and white hair make him more badger than human. Charles Kennedy, former leader of the Liberal Democrats appears as a bit of a drunk, while Michael Howard, the former head of the Conservative Party, was shown as a vampire (a reference to the "something of the night about him" comment by Conservative MP Ann Widdecombe).
The current opposition leaders are also parodied; David Cameron is a vote-grabbing popularist, who avoids the tough issues in favour of policies about coat hangers and childrens clothing, and has to write down the name of his party on the palm of his hand. Menzies Campbell meanwhile is portrayed as an old, out-of-touch grandfatherly figure ignored by his party; at one point, the Liberal Democrats brick-up all the windows and doors to his house. He ends every speech by saying "Night night" and turning off the lamp by which he is sitting.
The Queen is also ridiculed, portrayed as someone who constantly makes announcements. She is first seen making an apology for her involvement in the Paul Burrell affair — and is mocked by the media as being someone "who holds all the answers to all the unsolved cases without even realising it". The Queen also appears for fictional newspaper The Bung, as "an old lady who met Diana once or twice in a big house". She comments briefly on the princess and states, "Can one have one's money now?" The Queen has also fought Darth Vader, who turned out to be Prince Philip behind the mask. The Queen also hosts QVC Shopping Channel with Prince Philip, who is selling a diamond tiara for nothing to any member of the Royal household. He advises them that they can take it round the "society jewellers and flog it for more money than Harry spends on hashish".
George W. Bush
Unlike Spitting Image, which satirised many international public figures, Dead Ringers tends to concentrate on British ones. One notable exception is U.S. President George W. Bush, whose own Bushisms are ridiculed even further with invented words such as:
- "Ignorify"[link]
- "Astonisherate"
- "Climactification"
- "As a result, the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il announcified that he would be resumerating their nucular program."[link]
- "My fellow animaniacs..."
- "My fellow amoeboids..."
- "My fellow watermelons..."
- "My fellow pelicans..."
- "My fellow umbrellastands..."
- "My fellow sea-beavers..."
- "My fellow ostriches..."
- "My fellow Bulgarians..."
- "My fellow Abi Titmuses..."
- "My fellow Algorithms..."
- (Referring to the end of the Iraq War): "I give my word to the Iraqi people that American construction firms have arrived on the ground and will commence reincarnation immediately..."
- "You must remember that Al-Qaeda therapists despise the American way of life, and everything you and I hold to be queer..."
- "Today the Iraqi people will be voting — whether they are Sonnies or Chers."
- "The Iraqi people can look forward to a future free of intimidation and violins"
- "Former President, Bill Clitoris..."
- "My fellow cabinet members, Donald Rumsfeld and Basmati Rice..."
- "Abu Musab al-Safari and the Iraqi detergents are Vanished."
- "Yassir Crackerjack and the Polyunsaturated people."
- [After a long speech] I hope I have made myself queer.
Animated Content
Dead Ringers also includes animated content occasionally, this includes:
- The Back to the Jungle Book - A cross parody of the Jungle Book and I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!
- Mr Men / Little Miss - This is a parody of a series of children's books, which includes many "chav" references, some of the characters include Little Miss Chav, Mr Crack Dealer, Mr Happy-Slapper, Little Miss Asbo and Mr Drive-by Shooting, including Mr Happy (who took physical and verbal abuse from most of the characters in this). Narrated by Mark Perry. [link]
- South Bank - A cross between The South Bank Show and South Park set on the South Bank in London, featuring Melvin Bragg/Stan Marsh, Alan Yentob/Kyle Broflovski, Mark Lawson/Eric Cartman and Kenneth Branagh/Kenny McCormick.
Song Parodies
In later TV series of the show, there have been parodies of songs, parodying the song, the singer and music videos. Some examples of these are:
- It's Bloody Cold - James Blunt (2005 Christmas Special): Mimicks the song "You're Beautiful", and is about how other singers mock James Blunt. [link]
- Arctic Monkeys (Series Six, Episode One): Culshaw lampoons the vocal style, before revealing the Northern comedy singer George Formby as the real secret of their success. [link]
- Katie Melua (Series Six, Episode Two) [link]
- Jamie Cullum (Series Six, Episode Five): Portraying him as the Gollum of the jazz world. [link]
- Jack Johnson (Series Six, Episode Six): This parodies the relaxed and mellow style of the singer's work, and that they are similar to "nursery rhymes and the theme to Postman Pat". The parody song also says that if he was to be more mellow, he would be "clinically dead."
- Dido - Her music is portrayed as hard to follow and depressing, and the video involves some highly comical suicides
International
Despite its emphasis on British personalities who may not be well known in other countries, Dead Ringers has been shown outside the UK on BBC Prime in Europe and Africa, BBC America in the United States, ABC in Australia, BBC Canada in Canada and UK.TV in New Zealand, but has had to be re-edited considerably — although much of the show can be watched without contextual knowledge.The Weakest Link
Earlier episodes of the show featured a number of spoof episodes of the TV programme The Weakest Link, variously featuring Jesus' disciples, Robert Falcon Scott and his Antarctic explorers, and monks who had taken a vow of silence. In the former two, Anne Robinson (played by Jan Ravens) appeared from nowhere, riding her desk, and entered an apparently historical scene, which rapidly converted into the Weakest Link studio. Robinson herself was depicted as being unreasonably and sadistically cruel, throwing a snowball at doomed explorer Captain Lawrence Oates as he leaves, while responding to his famous last words with "You'll be gone forever matey! Now shove off!"Deal or no Deal
The programme has also recently begun parodying the TV show Deal or no Deal?. Some notable lines from this include:- "£250,000. 22 identical sealed boxes. A tiny, tiny beard. And no questions, except one. Where the hell do I buy my shirts?"
- "You're back. Thought you would be. Let's face it you're watching television at half past four in the afternoon. Not as though you're busy."
- "Twenty-two unemployed people. A quarter of the budget of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?', and no questions. No skill, and no idea why I get so worked up about the whole thing."
The performers
The actors behind some impressions include:
- Jon Culshaw: George W. Bush [link] [link] [link], Tony Blair [link] [link] [link] [link] [link] [link], James Bond and Pierce Brosnan, Ozzy Osbourne [link] [link][link][link] [link], Sir Patrick Moore, Obi-Wan Kenobi [link], Victor Meldrew and Richard Wilson, Brian Sewell [link] [link], Fourth Doctor Who [link] [link] [link] [link] and Tom Baker, Tenth Doctor Who [link] [link] [link] & David Tennant, Brian Perkins [link] [link], Simon Cowell [link], Master Yoda (on radio)), Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall [link], David Beckham, Chris Tarrant, William Hague [link], Simon Schama, Russell Crowe [link] & Maximus Decimus Meridius [link], Ricky Gervais, Michael Buerk, Sir Trevor McDonald (on television), George Lucas, Jeremy Clarkson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sir Alan Sugar [link], David Frost [link] [link], Ross Kemp, Eminem, Gordon Ramsay, Judge John Deed, Terry Wogan, John Humphrys [link][link], Rolf Harris [link], Charlotte Church (on radio), Jonathan Ross, Dale Winton [link], Jon Pertwee, Chris Eubank, Frank Bruno (on radio), Richard Whiteley [link], Morgan Freeman, Katie Price, Bono, Homer Simpson (on radio), John Craven, Griff Rhys-Jones, Billy Connolly, Nick Ross [link], Senator John Edwards, Phil Spencer, Robbie Williams, Gary Lineker (on radio), Jack Bauer (on radio), Dermot Murnaghan[link],British Politician Dr John Reid, Johnny Vegas [link], Mariella Frostrup, Shane Richie, Liam Gallagher, Captain Jack Sparrow, Jar Jar Binks, Doctor Octopus, José Mourinho [link], Hugh Laurie [link] & Dr Gregory House[link] [link], James Blunt [link], Alex Turner [link], Noel Edmonds [link] [link] [link], Justin Lee Collins [link] [link], Jamie Cullum [link], Jamie Oliver, Wolverine [link], Ian Hislop, Jeremy Kyle [link], Wayne Rooney [link], Gordon Brown [link]
- Jan Ravens: Queen Elizabeth II, Anne Robinson [link][link], Cherie Blair, Sophie Raworth, Fiona Bruce [link], Delia Smith [link] [link],Patricia Routledge, Margaret Thatcher, Charlotte Green, Norah Jones, Natasha Kaplinsky, Kate Adie, Clarrie Grundy, Germaine Greer, Clare Short, Ann Widdecombe, Hillary Clinton, Meryl Streep, Ellen MacArthur [link] [link], Kirstie Allsopp, Carol Smillie, Linda Barker [link], Nigella Lawson [link], Kirsty Wark, Frodo Baggins, Sharon Osbourne [link], Lesley Garrett, Jessie Wallace, Tessa Jowell, Amanda Burton, Thora Hird, Judi Dench, Sue McGregor, Barbara Windsor, Carol Vorderman [link], Gwen Stefani [link], Madonna, Caroline Quentin, Tom Cruise, C.J. Cregg, Condoleezza Rice, Dido, Dr Tanya Byron, Julia Thorne, Diane Sawyer, Clarice Starling (on radio), Trisha Goddard [link], Marge Simpson (on radio), Peggy Mitchell, Pat Evans, Victoria "Nana" Moon, Kat Moon, Sophie Neveu, Katie Melua, Rose Tyler, Jennifer Aniston, Bree Van De Kamp [link], Nicky Hambleton-Jones [link], Beyonce Knowles, Jessica Fletcher
- Kevin Connelly: Sven-Göran Eriksson [link] [link] [link] [link], David Dimbleby, Bill Clinton, Dick Cheney, Charles Kennedy, Iain Duncan Smith, Mark Lawson[link], David Starkey, Des Lynam, Michael Howard, Harry Potter, James Naughtie, Kenneth Clarke, Andrew Marr, Bill Oddie [link], Michael Palin, Andrew Neil, Adrian Chiles, President Josiah Bartlet [link], Boris Johnson, John Simpson (on radio), David Cameron, Rev. Ian Paisley, Andrew Gilligan, Ned Sherrin [link], Seventh Doctor Who [link]& Sylvester McCoy, Sir Menzies Campbell, Ringo Starr, Nick Robinson [link], Sir Alex Ferguson
- Mark Perry: David Dickinson [link] [link], John Prescott, Robin Cook, Gandalf [link], Magneto and Sir Ian McKellen, Professor Robert Winston, Dr Rowan Williams, David Blunkett, Tom Paulin, Saddam Hussein, Peter Mandelson, Graham Norton, Martin Jarvis, Trevor McDonald (on radio), Bob Geldof, Ken Livingstone, Brian Blessed, Luciano Pavarotti, Monty Don, Richard Briers, Patrick Stewart,Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, Toby Ziegler, Donald Rumsfeld, Adam Hart-Davis, Hannibal Lecter (on radio), Lord Voldemort (On Radio), Hercule Poirot, Second Doctor [link]& Patrick Troughton, David Cameron [link]
- Phil Cornwell: Greg Dyke, Darth Vader, The Duke of Edinburgh, Saruman [link] and Christopher Lee, Don Vito Corleone, Michael Caine, Derren Brown, Professor Snape & Alan Rickman, Jack Nicholson [link], Jamie Oliver, Jacques Chirac, Alistair Darling, Jack Straw [link], Marlon Brando, Bruce Forsyth, Osama Bin Laden, Senator John Kerry, Leo McGarry, Ninth Doctor Who [link]& Christopher Eccleston [link], Prince Charles, Gerry Adams, Justin Hawkins, Jon Snow, Jimmy Hill, Stelios Haji-Ioannou (on radio), Alistair Cooke (on radio) [link], Tony Robinson, Lord Hutton, Jimmy Savile, Adolf Hitler, God
See also
External links
- [Various Dead Ringers video clips on The Link Portal]
- [BBC Radio 4: Dead Ringers]
- [Dead Ringers on BBC TV]
- [Jon Culshaw's Doctor Who impressions]
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