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By analogy to the names billion, trillion, and so forth for large powers of ten, words such as zillion and bazillion ISBN 0312978707. p. 278: "I wouldn't sleep with him in a bazillion years, but I'm not scared of him." are often used as fictitious names for an unspecified, large number of indefinite size, or as part of a large, indefinite measurement. These words are often used in exaggeration. The size is dependent upon the context to which it is used, but can typically be considered large enough to be unfathomable by the average human mind.

Many similar words are used, such as jillion, bajillion ISBN 0380808919. p. 86: "Well, yes, it was, and the rumor that there were seventy bajillion women to every man just wouldn't die...", hojillion#redirect , squillion ISBN 0061020613. [p. 146]: "And you owe me a million billion trillion zillion squillion dollars.", skillion ISBN 0446608483. p. 429: "Sure enough, I found a skillion articles from about a dozen years ago, accounts of the events and aftermath of Cherry Plain.", kabillion ISBN 0395971780. p. 115: "That's about all I remember, except for this salad and the ninety kabillion manicotti someone else brought.", kajillion, kabajillion'#redirect , bagillion#redirect , jabillion#redirect , gajillion [p. 98]: "The expectation was that the Soviets would roll a gajillion of their ever-improving but still basic tanks across the landscape...", fajillion#redirect , skajillion#redirect , optillion#redirect , xellion#redirect , googillion#redirect , fafillion#redirect , umptillion ISBN 0812575431. p. 121: "Your best place, geographically, to bridge across the river is surrounded by Hell's Bells Bog, so deep it would take fifteen umptillion tons of special fill to stabilize it, putting you over your budget.", gagillion ISBN 0312959842. p. 114: "The brochures basically told the same story Stan had given me: Pacific Properties owned a gagillion places that generated a gagillion dollars.", infillion#redirect , gadzillion ISBN 1580085318. p. 3: "...and then the editor asked a gadzillion questions...", manillion#redirect , zoogol#redirect , gazoogol#redirect , godzillion ISBN 031242051X. p. 395: "She believes there's a zillion gallons of oil and a godzillion cubic meters of natural gas inside the earth, beginning at a depth of about four miles, and no anvil-headed senior research chemist with a crew cut and stinky breath is going to tell her it isn't so., grillion ISBN 0786409754. p. 8: "After that, even expansion and grillion-dollar salaries could not harm it.", joogol#redirect , gajoogol#redirect , gozillion#redirect , and jijillion#redirect .

Typically, these words are used in a humorous context, or used, perhaps childishly, in loose, unconfined conversation. The faux number is most commonly used when wishing to present an unguessably large number in a large, whether realistic or not, way. It is often used to impress someone with the concept of an ambiguous numerical enormousness.

These words can be transformed into ordinal numbers or fractions by following the usual pattern of appending the suffix -th: "I asked her for the zillionth time," "the first zillionth of a second after the Big Bang."

Since these are undefined numbers used in a colloquial context, they are not considered to have mathematical validity.

Each of these numbers is by no means considerably larger or smaller than any of the other ambiguous numbers but can be conceived of as such, due to personal preference. Various authors and other persons have set their own definitions as to amount and order of fictional and ambiguous numbers, often related to their experiences with juvenile schoolchildren and their offered explanations.

In times past, product promoters used a similar expression, "A thousand-and-one uses", though, obviously, not implying that there is no 1,002nd use.

In popular culture

Fry: "One jillion dollars!" [the crowd gasps]
Auctioneer: "Sir, that's not a number." [the crowd gasps again]#redirect
  • Musician Stevie Wonder uses the term "zillion" in the title of his popular song "Heaven Is 10 Zillion Light Years Away". #redirect
  • In the movie Monkey Business (1952), Cary Grant, returned to childhood by an elixir of youth, is asked a price for his formula and replies "A zillion dollars! A million trillion!"#redirect
  • Children's entertainer and TV presenter Timmy Mallett frequently used the word "squillion" to describe large numbers of things on his Saturday morning show Wacaday.#redirect
  • A popular joke focuses on a World Leader being told that a multi-national military force had suffered three Brazilian casualties. The leader is described as very disconcerted over such a huge loss of life — [Presidential Briefing] [rec.humor.funny]
  • In episode 17x03, "Milhouse of Sand and Fog", of The Simpsons, Homer is offered a kajillion dollars, but he wants more.
  • Homer: "Two kajillion!"
    Marge: "Homer!"
    Homer: (to Marge) "But we'll lose the first kajillion to taxes."#redirect
  • In the novel Life, the Universe and Everything, two grillion was used to describe the number of casualties in the war against the Krikkiters that lasted two thousand years.#redirect
  • In the television series Friends, episode 124,
  • Joey: Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.
    Chandler: Oh, yeah, right, OK... including the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.#redirect
  • In Ludacris's Song "Number One Spot":
  • Brush my shoulder and I pop my colla
    Cause I'm worth a million gazillion fafillion dollas#redirect
  • There was a children's magazine called Zillions, which was published by Consumer Reports. [link]
  • Zillion is a New Zealand online auction site [link] which won the "Best New Site" at the 2006 NetGuide Web Awards [link].
  • Zillions of Games is a commercial software product for playing abstract strategy games.
  • In the Calvin and Hobbes comics, originally published in newspapers on January 18th, 1995, also in There's Treasure Everywhere on page 138, Calvin asks Susie what 7 + 6 is. Susie tells him three hundred billion gazillion. Sarcastically, Calvin thanks her for the big help. Susie tells him that is a three, followed by 85 zeroes. Calvin writes it down, saying he knew that. This implies a value of 1×1074 for a gazillion.[link]
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