Major Bloodnok

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Major Dennis Bloodnok, IND. ARM. RTD. (Military idiot, coward and bar) is a character from the 1950s BBC Radio comedy The Goon Show. He was voiced by Peter Sellers.

Born 1867 and 1880, Sandhurst NAAFI, although it's also claimed he originated in India though through no fault of the natives.
Bloodnok's army career is noted by cowardice and monetary irregularities. He is discharged after being found dressed as a woman, although he claims it was carnival night. Dennis is plagued by gastrointestinal problems and his character is usually accompanied by flatulent sound effects and quotes such as:

"Nurse, quick the screens"

"What will the neighbours think?"

"Never again..."

"No more curried eggs for meee.."

also:

"You're all mad, I'm the only sane one here"

Bloodnok's arch enemy is the Red Bladder as voiced by musician Ray Ellington.

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