Negrodamus
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Negrodamus is a fictional prophet/seer character, played by Paul Mooney, who appears on Comedy Central's Chappelle's Show. His name is a portmanteau of the archaic racial term Negro and the famous "prophet" Nostradamus. His predictions are often absurd send-ups of common African-American stereotypes.
Examples of Negrodamus' wisdom
Q: What will happen to Rosie O'Donnell?N: Rosie O'Donnell will have a sex change. She will become a man. And then "he" will marry Liza Minnelli's husband and beat him.
Q: Negrodamus, will Arnold Schwarzenegger ever divorce his wife?
N: Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger will divorce his wife and marry Shirley Temple Black, and she will be called Shirley Temple Black-Negger.
Q: Negrodamus, what mistakes did Michael Jackson make before he got arrested?
N: Michael Jackson should have not been a singer. Michael Jackson should have been a priest; then he would have just been transferred.
Q: Negrodamus, why is President Bush so sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?
N: Because he has the receipt.
Q: Negrodamus, will Arsenio Hall ever have a show again?
N: Yes. Arsenio Hall will have a new show called Good Morning, Black America. It will be played at noon throughout the country.
Q: Why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?
N: White people love Wayne Brady...because he makes...Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
Trivia
Psychic Friends Network spokesperson Dionne Warwick was often referred to as Nostrildamus (a portmanteau of nostril and Nostradamus) by numerous comedians and late night talk hosts, due to her large nostrils and affiliation with this venture.
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