Opblaaskrokodil
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Opblaaskrokodil is a song in Dutch, written by the comedian Ome Henk. Opblaaskrokodil translates to "inflatable crocodile", in English, and is used as the basis for the animutation French Erotic Film by Andrew Kepple.
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English translation of lyrics by Tedious, edited by Justin Kerk:
Oho!
Oho!
Oho!
La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho!
La la la la la, la la la la la!
Do you know what I want,
a blow-up crocodile.
And ride around the ocean,
floating by beautiful women.
[repeat]
Oho!
La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho!
La la la la la, la la la la la!
I've always hated mushroom soup - and noodles, they're just wrong. (Hot sauce?)
I don't go on the Internet, it always takes too long,
I don't like using cell phones 'cos they never work at all,
And I hate Zip drives and CD-ROMs, they're worth about fuck-all.
But...
Do you know what I want,
a blow-up crocodile.
And ride around the ocean,
floating by beautiful women.
[repeat]
Oho!
La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho!
La la la la la, la la la la la!
(Ta ta ta ta ta, ta ta ta ta ta!)
I never want a tattoo, of Pino on my thigh, [1]
And trivia with the neighbours? That can go bye-bye.
I don't want widescreen TV, I think I'll let it pass,
A VCR that does the dishes? Stick it up your --
Unh!
Do you know what I want,
a blow-up crocodile.
And ride around the ocean
floating by beautiful women (repeat)
[spoken] No! I don't want any stamps,
I don't want to march across the field,
And I don't want to talk to the driver during the trip!
I don't want a free trial of your electronics,
I don't want to go home, I just want one thing!
Do you know what I want,
a blow-up crocodile.
And ride around the ocean,
floating by beautiful women (repeat)
Oho!
La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho!
La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho!
La la la la la, la la la la la!
(Ta ta ta ta ta, ta ta ta ta ta!)
Oho!
La la la la la, la la la la la!
(Ta ta ta ta ta, ta ta ta ta ta!)
A blow-up crocodile!
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Notes:
[1] Pino is the Dutch version of Big Bird - he's blue and, apparently, the cousin of the American version.
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