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"Scott Tenorman Must Die" is episode 501 of the Comedy Central animated series South Park. It originally aired on July 11, 2001.

Plot

Cartman believes he has attained puberty by the acquisition of pubic hair. However, he has in fact merely purchased the pubic hair from an older boy, named Scott Tenorman, and feels conned when he is told that one actually has to grow pubic hair, not buy it.

After Cartman's attempts to get his $10.00 back result in failure, and indeed costs him an additional $6.12 in the process, he plots his revenge. At first he attempts to get his friends on his side, but because Cartman is the only person who has been humiliated by Scott, none are interested. He decides to carry out his revenge alone.

After discovering that Scott likes the band Radiohead, Cartman comes up with "a li'l old scheme" (as he says in a Cockney accent) that involves dubbing his voice over that of Radiohead to make it appear that the band is telling Kurt Loder that Scott Tenorman is "totally not cool."

This plan fails, and Scott further humiliates Cartman by showing the entire town a movie of Cartman pretending to be a pig in order to get his money back.

Eventually, Cartman comes up with a new plan, one full of cunning, treachery and double-bluffs.

He plans on having one of Farmer Denkins' ponies bite Scott's penis off. He trains one to attack a dummy with a sausage hanging from its pants. The pony doesn't bite it off the first time, but the second time, it does. Cartman invites Radiohead to come to South Park to meet Scott who is, according to the letter, dying from cancer in his ass if they are free "next Tuesday around 5." Scott later receives a phone call from Stan and Kyle telling him about Cartman's plan. Just then, Cartman shows up to invite Scott to a chili cookoff, telling him that there will be a pony. Scott who now knows what Cartman's plan is, tells his parents that there is a pony in trouble. They go to Farmer Denkins. Scott decides to once again humilate Cartman by having all the teenagers put their pubic hair in Scott's chili and watch Cartman eat it.

At the cookoff, everybody is waiting for Cartman to get humilated (except for Chef who brought his own chili). Scott eats Cartman's chili first, and then taunts Cartman to do the same. When Cartman has eaten most of a bowl of Scott's chili, Scott begins to tell Cartman what he did. However, suddenly and inexplicable undertaking an "evil genius" persona, Cartman informs him that he knew about Scott's plan, which shocks everyone. Cartman reveals that he switched Scott's chili with Chef's. Cartman says that Chef's chili is good and he admits that he didn't expect Chef to actually bring any chili. He explains that he knew that Stan and Kyle were going to tell Scott about his original plan. He also explains that he predicted that Scott wouldn't want his penis bitten off, so he had his parents go to Farmer Denkins to "rescue" the pony. What Scott didn't know is that Farmer Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots intruders on sight, especially after hearing Cartman's tales of violent pony killers. Thus, Scott's parents were accidentally murdered by Farmer Denkins, leaving Cartman just enough time to steal the bodies, chop them up and cook his "Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili", which he reveals he has just fed to Scott. After realizing this, Scott is absolutely devastated. At this point during the height of Scott's horror and grief (and right on Cartman's schedule), Radiohead shows up and, seeing the devastated and sobbing Scott, mock him for being a "crybaby" and "totally not cool."

Cartman laps up Scott's plentiful tears of distress, declaring "Yes! Yes! Oh let me taste your tears, Scott! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy! My-yummy, you guys!" Kyle aptly confides to Stan, "Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again." The episode closes with Cartman vindictively impersonating Porky Pig "That's all folks!"

Kenny's Death

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Preceded by:
Super Best Friends
South Park episodes Followed by:
[[Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow]]

 


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