Smoove B

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Smoove B is a fictional columnist for the satirical newspaper The Onion. He is a smooth-talking ladies' man. His columns are directed toward his girlfriends, or his potential dates. He is known for describing his planned dates in extreme detail, often straying from the romantic to the mundane.

Selected columns

• "Let Me Give It To You" Where Smoove puts on some Luther Vandross for his girl.
• "Satisfaction Guaranteed" Where Smoove wears silk for his Nubian queen.
• "Girl, She Means Nothing To Me" Where Smoove tells his lady she deserves Godiva chocolates where that other woman is not worth a Clark Bar.
• "Let Smoove Take You Away" Where Smoove offers his woman a sultry date which includes a limousine, champagne with cranberry juice, an airplane ride, and a trip to Rite Aid.

External links

• [Smoove B's page]
• [Smoove B's columns]

 

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