Valspeak
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The term "Valley Girl" and the Valley manner of speech was given a wider circulation with the release of a hit single by Frank Zappa entitled "Valley Girl," on which Moon Unit Zappa, Frank's fourteen-year-old daughter, delivered a monologue of meaningless phrases in "valspeak" behind the music. This song, Frank Zappa's only Top 40 hit in the United States, popularized phrases such as "grody to the max." Some of the terms used by Moon were not actually Valley phrases, but were surfer terms instead (such as "tubular" and "gnarly"). But due to the song's popularity, some of the surfer phrases actually entered the speech of real Valley teens after this point. The Los Angeles surfing subculture, on the other hand, did not generally begin using the Valley terms.
Intonation
- Excessive use of high rising terminal. Statements have rising intonation.
Emphasizing phrases
"totally", "so totally"- Meaning: "very" or "really"
- Usage: Can be used anywhere in a sentence, even in syntactically awkward positions (e.g. before verbs)
- Examples: "I totally paused!", "He so totally said that to her!"
- Usage: Expresses a state of emotion or a stance; may be used as a kind of conversational placeholder.
- Example: "She was like 'oh my gawd you have to see this', but I was like, 'no way, you're kidding!'"
- Usage: Added for emphasis, but has no particular meaning.
- Example: "Oh, why, that came out of nowhere!"
- Meaning: "Everybody knows that!", "Obviously!", etc.
- Usage: Usually said with heavy emphasis, often while rolling your eyes. Commonly begins a sentence or phrase, or is its own sentence.
- Example: "Did you write that?" "Duh, it's like a famous quote!"
- Meaning: "You are wrong", "It's not going to happen", "You wish", etc.
- Usage: Used in its own sentence, usually to contradict the previous sentence or demonstrate skepticism.
- Example: "You expect me to wear that? As if!"
- Meaning: "I don't believe you", "I don't care", etc.
- Usage: Used as a complete sentence to dismiss a topic. Special emphasis is placed on "Ever".
- Example: "You're, like, so totally out of nail polish? What-EVER!"
- Meaning: Short for "This is the worst (something) I have ever seen!"
- Usage: Usually said with significant pauses between each word.
- Example: "Worst. Movie. Ever!"
- Usage: Usually used as fillers with no particular meaning.
- Example: "So OK, I was totally like, you know, so 'I have no idea' or something!"
Other characteristics
The dialect can often be distinguished by its intonation, and by its pharyngealisation of certain consonant sounds, particularly the "L" and rhotic "R" sounds occurring in the coda#redirect . Pharyngealisation is rare in the English language and its presence here is possibly unique within American English, though it is detectable in similar circumstances in some variants of Irish English and Scottish English.Vocabulary
Note: The words "Audi (5000)", "Baldwin," "Loadie," and "Monet," came from the 1995 movie Clueless and were NOT in usage in the 1970s or 1980s. Those words were in fact, invented for the movie and were not even in usage before it became popular.
| Word | Definition |
|---|---|
| Airhead | An intellectual lightweight (e.g. a valley girl) |
| Awesome | Very good (e.g. "That movie was totally awesome!") |
| Audi (5000) | Out of here (e.g. I'm audi.) |
| Barf | To vomit |
| Baldwin | Handsome boy or man (from the Baldwin brothers) |
| Barf bag | Jerk |
| Barney | An unattractive boy or man (presumably from the Flintstones character Barney Rubble) |
| Betty | Beautiful girl or woman (stated on the Whatever! dvd edition that the term 'betty' comes from The Flintstones character Betty Rubble) |
| Bitchin' | Cool |
| Buggin' | Freaking out (usu. mildly) |
| Dork | Originally slang for a penis (as used in Sixteen Candles), but eventually came to mean geek or nerd |
| Dude | General term for a male, but may also be used in a derogatory manner, or to get someone's attention |
| Dweeb | Nerd |
| Classic | Great |
| Fiesta | Party |
| Fer sure! | Certainly |
| Gag me with a spoon! | That's disgusting (from a method of inducing vomiting) |
| Gnarly | Good |
| Grody | Disgusting (e.g. grody to the max) (from "grotesque") |
| I'm so sure! | (spoken sarcastically) I don't believe you. |
| Joanie | Unhip girl (from the Joanie Cunningham character on Happy Days) |
| Later | Goodbye |
| Later dates | Goodbye |
| Loadie | Stoned boy or girl |
| Monet | Someone (or thing) that looks good from afar, but up close it's a total mess. (e.g., "That hag is a full-on Monet!") |
| Postal | To go insane/freak out/bug (as in "going postal".) |
| Psych! | Just kidding |
| Rad | Very cool (from "radical") |
| Rays | Sunlight. (e.g., "I'm going to the beach to catch some rays.") See UVs. |
| Scarf | To eat (e.g., "I totally scarfed that burger!") |
| Sketchy | Weird/suspicious (e.g., "that guy looks sketchy"; "I dunno, you were acting kind of sketchy about [x]." |
| Spaz | A hyperactive nerd/geek. (e.g., "That guy is a total spaz!") |
| To the max | More of the preceding adjective (e.g. grody to the max). "Max" being short for maximum. |
| Tubular | Very cool |
| UVs | Ultraviolet radiation, the property in natural sunlight that causes skin to tan. (e.g. I'm heading down to the beach to get some UVs.) |
| to Veg (out) | To rest (from "vegetate") |
| Way | Used as an adjective for emphasize. (e.g. "That was way cool"). |
See also
- California English
- Valspeak filter - a novelty program that translates English into Valspeak.
- Pink Five - a Star Wars parody fanfilm starring a Valley girl.
- VALGOL - a fictional programming language spoofing Valspeak.
- List of surfing terms
- Skateboarding slang
External links
| English Pseudo-dialects | |
| Pseudo-dialects | Engrish | Globish | Greeklish | Franglais | Internet slang | Hip hop slang | Leet | Valspeak |
| Mixed languages | Chinglish | Denglisch | Hinglish | Inglés de escalerilla | Konglish | Llanito | Namlish | Poglish | Runglish | Spanglish | Tinglish |
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