Opentopia Directory Encyclopedia Tools

War is the H-Word

Encyclopedia : W : WA : WAR : War is the H-Word


War is the H-Word is episode 17 in season 2 of Futurama. It originally aired in North America on November 26, 2000.

Plot

As part of an attempt to scam a convenience store, Fry and Bender enlist in the Earth Army. However, before they can use their 5% military discount to buy chewing gum, Earth declares war on Spheron 1 - a planet that commanding general Zapp Brannigan says, to his troops, is devoid of any natural resources, and possesses no strategic importance whatsoever.

Concerned for her friends' safety, Leela attempts to enlist, but the Army has a men-only policy. While Earth's flagship, the Nimbus, makes its way to the enemy planet, the soldiers undergo training and we discover that Leela has snuck aboard disguised as a man, under the name of Lee Lemon, to whom Brannigan finds himself strangely attracted.

They arrive and discover the enemy is a race of pink, sentient, ball-like creatures. In their first battle Fry fails to stop an attack and instead blows a hole in the ground to hide. Bender manages to stop an enemy bomb by covering it with himself. For his act of cowardice, Brannigan sentences Fry to a demeaning punishment - being Kif's assistant.

After the initial battle with the balls, the soldiers regroup at camp. The Commander-in-chief, President of Earth Richard Nixon's Head, sends Bender and Henry Kissinger's head to negotiate with the Spheron leaders, the "Brain-balls".

Brannigan, however, tells everyone the true plan - a voice-activated bomb has been planted inside of Bender, and will detonate, destroying the whole planet, when Bender says his favorite word: "ass". Leela and Fry steal a chopper and fly to the negotiating-hall; Fry saves the day by telling Bender the plot just in time. However, Bender realizes that he now has the power to make the Brain-balls surrender. While Spheron 1 is actually their homeworld, and it is the humans who are the "evil invading aliens", Bender simply demands that they "get the Hell off my planet!", and they all evacuate. An Earth newspaper headline reads "Balls Thoroughly Licked!".

Back at the Planet Express office, Professor Farnsworth cannot remove the bomb from Bender's body. Instead, he resets the bomb from a list of words Bender hardly ever uses. The word is "antiquing", which Bender successfully guesses.

References

Trivia

10. 'Chump'
9. 'Chumpette'
8. 'Yours'
7. 'Up'
6. 'Pimpmobile'
5. 'Bite'
4. 'My'
3. 'Shiny'
2. 'Daffodil'
1. 'Ass'
  • At the end, Bender says " I'm all right." but captions say " Hootenanny?"

  • Preceded by:
    Anthology of Interest I
    Futurama episodes Followed by:
    The Honking

     


    From Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia. Original article here. Support Wikipedia by contributing or donating.
    All text is available under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License See Wikipedia Copyrights for details.

    Search Titles
    0123456789
    ABCDEFGHIJ
    KLMNOPQRST
    UVWXYZ?

    E-mail this article to:

    Personal Message: